Yeah, well some of us have makeup Probz. With a z because we have a fucking zillion of them. For example, when I walk into a makeup store I'm thinking this is where I belong in life. Until I get to the bronzers and the sales rep says we don't carry a darker color bronzer for your skin tone, then they awkwardly apologize and scurry away. Okay. No bronzer. No biggie, moving on. Then you get to the foundations which is pretty expensive by the way. And another sales rep comes over and tells you that you have to mix 2 different foundations to achieve the optimal looks for your skin tone. Great. Just fucking great. Maybe it's just being black in American makeup stores. So then I go over to the mascara and I ask what's the difference between these two because one is $19 and the other is $31. And she goes one gives you volume and makes your lashes so long, and the other makes your lashes big and stand out and gives it super length. Not realizing that she described these items to be the exact same with different words. Sighs..shrugs..and moves on... to making her own cosmetic line! :-P
Monday, October 10, 2016
Makeup Probz
So we all have problems, right?
Yeah, well some of us have makeup Probz. With a z because we have a fucking zillion of them. For example, when I walk into a makeup store I'm thinking this is where I belong in life. Until I get to the bronzers and the sales rep says we don't carry a darker color bronzer for your skin tone, then they awkwardly apologize and scurry away. Okay. No bronzer. No biggie, moving on. Then you get to the foundations which is pretty expensive by the way. And another sales rep comes over and tells you that you have to mix 2 different foundations to achieve the optimal looks for your skin tone. Great. Just fucking great. Maybe it's just being black in American makeup stores. So then I go over to the mascara and I ask what's the difference between these two because one is $19 and the other is $31. And she goes one gives you volume and makes your lashes so long, and the other makes your lashes big and stand out and gives it super length. Not realizing that she described these items to be the exact same with different words. Sighs..shrugs..and moves on... to making her own cosmetic line! :-P
Yeah, well some of us have makeup Probz. With a z because we have a fucking zillion of them. For example, when I walk into a makeup store I'm thinking this is where I belong in life. Until I get to the bronzers and the sales rep says we don't carry a darker color bronzer for your skin tone, then they awkwardly apologize and scurry away. Okay. No bronzer. No biggie, moving on. Then you get to the foundations which is pretty expensive by the way. And another sales rep comes over and tells you that you have to mix 2 different foundations to achieve the optimal looks for your skin tone. Great. Just fucking great. Maybe it's just being black in American makeup stores. So then I go over to the mascara and I ask what's the difference between these two because one is $19 and the other is $31. And she goes one gives you volume and makes your lashes so long, and the other makes your lashes big and stand out and gives it super length. Not realizing that she described these items to be the exact same with different words. Sighs..shrugs..and moves on... to making her own cosmetic line! :-P
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